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@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ insults = (
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"I bet you were the most popular home-schooled kid in your class",
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"You have enough extra chromosomes to make a smarter clone of yourself",
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"You look like your mum pressed B while you were evolving",
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- "If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.",
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+ "If I wrote a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenerative disorders.",
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"There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.",
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"You're not optimized for life are you?",
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"You are so technologically illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out",
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@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ insults = (
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"You are very ugly and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.",
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"You’re like a trained ape, only without the training.",
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"You’re so stupid, you think a thesaurus is a monster from Jurassic Park.",
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- "Copernicus just called: You’re not the center of the universe.",
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+ "Copernicus just called: you’re not the center of the universe.",
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"Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence.",
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"MS-DOS can function at higher levels of sentience than you",
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"Let's just say you're not the fastest node in the cluster.",
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