|
|
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
|
|
|
+# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+insults = (
|
|
|
+ "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn shoes with higher IQ.",
|
|
|
+ "You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.",
|
|
|
+ "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.",
|
|
|
+ "Play cool now, but there’s one man too many in this chat and I think it’s you.",
|
|
|
+ "Your brain’s so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.",
|
|
|
+ "You are so fat and lazy I'd need two pokeflutes to wake you up",
|
|
|
+ "If your gaming habits were a dress code, they'd be casual",
|
|
|
+ "I fucked your grandmother and didn't even buy her dinner",
|
|
|
+ "If i wanted to listen to an asshole speaking I would fart in a microphone", "You define autism",
|
|
|
+ "I bet you were the most popular home-schooled kid in your class",
|
|
|
+ "You have enough extra chromosomes to make a smarter clone of yourself",
|
|
|
+ "You look like your mum pressed B while you were evolving",
|
|
|
+ "If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.",
|
|
|
+ "There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.",
|
|
|
+ "You're not optimized for life are you?",
|
|
|
+ "You are so technologically illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out",
|
|
|
+ "You are a fart factory, slug-slimed sack of rat guts in cat vomit. A cheesy scab picked pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.",
|
|
|
+ "It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.",
|
|
|
+ "Shut up now or I will replace you with a very small shell script.",
|
|
|
+ "You’re not a complete idiot… some parts are missing.",
|
|
|
+ "You are very ugly and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.",
|
|
|
+ "You’re like a trained ape, only without the training.",
|
|
|
+ "You’re so stupid, you think a thesaurus is a monster from Jurassic Park.",
|
|
|
+ "Copernicus just called: You’re not the center of the universe.",
|
|
|
+ "Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence.",
|
|
|
+ "MS-DOS can function at higher levels of sentience than you",
|
|
|
+ "Let's just say you're not the fastest node in the cluster.",
|
|
|
+ "Let's just say you're not the fastest disk in the RAID.",
|
|
|
+ "Your mother's so fat she breaks for loops",
|
|
|
+ "Maybe you should go back to use windows.",
|
|
|
+ "Your mum is so fat her max file size is 4GB!",
|
|
|
+ "You'll never be half the man your mother is.",
|
|
|
+ "If my dog had your face I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.",
|
|
|
+ "Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong",
|
|
|
+ "You have small tits for a fat girl.",
|
|
|
+ "You're blue waffles testimonial. You are a regurgitated anal-cum bubble",
|
|
|
+ "You are Puddu's illegitimate son",
|
|
|
+ "May I suggest you stop embarass yourself playing Nexuiz and go back to minesweeper?"
|
|
|
+)
|
|
|
+
|
